Worst Movies of the Decade
I just wanted to take a time-out from my series on the best films of the decade to recognize the worst. While I've only seen one film on Rotten Tomatoes' list of the worst reviewed films of the decade I have managed to see some crap. Thankfully, the nightmares must be over since I had to research my Netflix ratings to jog my memory on crappy movies.
So, here are my top 25 worst movies I've seen this decade. The movies listed below are all theatrical releases only, NO straight-to-DVD films. I've decided to make a brief statement about the top 10 as to why I thought they were crap.
Enjoy!
1. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
While the action in this cash cow is truly awesome, the reason this movie stands above all the terrible action movies listed below is it isn't just horrendously ridiculous, illogical, or full of itself - no, it is the single most offensive film I've seen this decade. It's racist, sexist, objectifies women, and insults the audience's intelligence - all of this from a film marketing a kid's toy line!
2. Teeth
Many thought this was a great horror film. I found all the characters to be horrendous and difficult to believe, which defeated the movie's point.
3. Doogal
On Rotten Tomatoes' list. Only saw it because of work. The single worst animated movie of the decade. A complete waste of a talented cast.
4. What the Bleep Do We Know?!
Absolutely moronic. Worst documentary of the decade.
5. Gods and Generals
Bloated and unnecessary sequel to a war film of all things. Most boring film of the decade.
6. What's the Worst That Could Happen?
The joke is "This movie." It's in no way a funny movie. Worst comedy of the decade.
7. Cat in the Hat
Embarrassingly bad for everybody involved. Mikey Myers' worst performance.
8. Haunted Mansion
I weep for Eddie Murphy. Watch Beverly Hills Cop and then this (if you must). The difference is unbelievable. Terrible idea. Terrible family film.
9. Pearl Harbor
Michael Bay directing a history film is an awful idea. It so painfully tries to be Titanic at war and ends up being the worst romance and epic of the decade. Painfully bad. The bombing sequence was good, however.
10. Aliens Vs. Predator
Horrendously acted. Embarrassingly cheesy. Laughingly bad. And not nearly as gory or scary as it should've been.
11. League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
12. Cursed
13. Zu Warriors
14. Van Helsing
15. Balls of Fury
16. Zombie Strippers
17. Bad Boys 2
18. Underworld
19. DOA: Dead or Alive
20. Wolverine
21. D.E.B.S.
22. The Punisher
23. S.W.A.T.
24. American Pie 2
25. Pauly Shore is Dead
Feel free to argue, respectfully disagree, or yell in the comments section below.
So, here are my top 25 worst movies I've seen this decade. The movies listed below are all theatrical releases only, NO straight-to-DVD films. I've decided to make a brief statement about the top 10 as to why I thought they were crap.
Enjoy!
While the action in this cash cow is truly awesome, the reason this movie stands above all the terrible action movies listed below is it isn't just horrendously ridiculous, illogical, or full of itself - no, it is the single most offensive film I've seen this decade. It's racist, sexist, objectifies women, and insults the audience's intelligence - all of this from a film marketing a kid's toy line!
2. Teeth
Many thought this was a great horror film. I found all the characters to be horrendous and difficult to believe, which defeated the movie's point.
3. Doogal
On Rotten Tomatoes' list. Only saw it because of work. The single worst animated movie of the decade. A complete waste of a talented cast.
4. What the Bleep Do We Know?!
Absolutely moronic. Worst documentary of the decade.
5. Gods and Generals
Bloated and unnecessary sequel to a war film of all things. Most boring film of the decade.
6. What's the Worst That Could Happen?
The joke is "This movie." It's in no way a funny movie. Worst comedy of the decade.
7. Cat in the Hat
Embarrassingly bad for everybody involved. Mikey Myers' worst performance.
8. Haunted Mansion
I weep for Eddie Murphy. Watch Beverly Hills Cop and then this (if you must). The difference is unbelievable. Terrible idea. Terrible family film.
9. Pearl Harbor
Michael Bay directing a history film is an awful idea. It so painfully tries to be Titanic at war and ends up being the worst romance and epic of the decade. Painfully bad. The bombing sequence was good, however.
10. Aliens Vs. Predator
Horrendously acted. Embarrassingly cheesy. Laughingly bad. And not nearly as gory or scary as it should've been.
12. Cursed
13. Zu Warriors
14. Van Helsing
15. Balls of Fury
16. Zombie Strippers
17. Bad Boys 2
18. Underworld
19. DOA: Dead or Alive
20. Wolverine
21. D.E.B.S.
22. The Punisher
23. S.W.A.T.
24. American Pie 2
25. Pauly Shore is Dead
Feel free to argue, respectfully disagree, or yell in the comments section below.